Simbeck

Something that is used to excite one on a regular basis.

Wow, I wish I had a Simbeck right about now.

by purple pigeot July 16, 2009

Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.

when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

Simmer Down Rambo

to calm someone down in an overheated situation

Riley: Shut up Allison!!!

Allison: Simmer down Rambo!!

by Kangaroo Boy March 29, 2010

Siberian Surprise

The act of vommiting in a females vagina.

Yo, you hear about Max giving Miranda a Siberian Surprise?

by crazybutfucker21 April 28, 2011

Siberian Sasquatch

A large hairy homo sapien male, not necessarily of Siberian descent, but who would be able to winter over in Siberia given his built in giant wooly sweater.

Holy shit, did you see how hairy Joe was?

Yeah, dude, he's a fuckin Siberian Sasquatch.

by sgmpornstarr October 26, 2011

sibberbobber

Being so drunk, to the point when you can't stop vomiting. Usually lasts 10-15 minutes, depending on the tolerance of the person.

<Perez Hilton> Hey, did you hear that girl at Flannigans threw a sibberbobber?

<Johnny Depp> Yeah. That shit was nasty.

by Fire Dragon Cum Stain November 29, 2013

slimber

(from the combination of the words slumber and slimmer) To fall asleep on one's own enormous ass or belly and dream vividly about being thin, only to awaken suddenly to the nightmarish reality of one's own putrescent obesity

Goddamn, Skinny Pete, I ate two whole fried chickens last night and went into a deep slimber, and then I wake up to your naked skeleton ass walking around the dorm room ... you gotta start wearin' clothes or I'm gonna have to change to another dorm room!

lightmare skinny dream voguemare beverlyhills z's beach delusion emaciation psychosis lean dream

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 23, 2014