sidemon

A sidemon is one who is off to the side. The characteristics usually include stupidity, submissiveness, shiestiness, and sexual ambiguity.

Dave stole my stapler!
What a sidemon.

by Israel Johnson August 7, 2007

simon moir

Guy that is under 4 foot 9

Oh that guy is a Simon moir

by SimonMoirAFag June 5, 2018

Simon Cowell’d

That will be a no from me.

Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?

by Luna Stark November 20, 2019

Simon Minter

A YouTuber, part of the Sidemen group, has a few songs out(check them out), has a podcast - What's Good? with Randolph who is a friend of the Sidemen who regularly helps film videos. Simon is allegedly known to be KSI(JJ)'s boyfriend, Calfreezy's twin one may say. He is an elite Fortnite dancer, the rap or crap mastermind, TikToking skills master, dyes his hair often, most importantly GREAT AT FOOTBALL and is quite handsome to be fair. He was a posh kid who went to a private school. He calls his friend Zerkaa(Josh) old when in reality he is only 3 days younger.

Person 1 - "hey, have you watched the new Simon Minter video?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"

by Sarah Buddget December 24, 2020

Simon cowell

a waste of space

What is simon cowell doing? hes not helping anyone. such a waste of space!

by toe sniffer January 6, 2021

Simeonswaifu

An obey me tiktoker who has many problems but really loves simeon!

Person: omg, did you hear about simeonswaifu? They play obey me! I should probably play that game!

Person 2: I saw their mammon video, I loved it so much, It has 15.0k likes!

Person 3: don't forget that they really love Simeon! Haha-

by MelonLol January 29, 2021

Simon Sawyer

Definition of homosexuality

Simon sawyer is gay. My mom told me.

by Nothomosexualbean February 20, 2022