When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!
by anonymous May 8, 2022

I didn't sleep well due to sheet creep. When I woke this morning my bottom sheet was partially on the floor and I was laying on a bare mattress.
by pennythek September 20, 2010

a sheet of shit covered toilet paper which accidentally falls out of ones hand and onto a public restroom floor after wiping ones ass and checking to see if there is any need to continue wiping.
by mostbuttas March 24, 2010

by grease_of_sandwich November 23, 2020

by jjmo July 20, 2009

For when you shit the bed and somebody caught you "brown sheeted". Similar to being caught red handed but when you're guilty of shitting the bed.
by Wangjawn December 2, 2018
