A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.
That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.
by Supremacy the Father March 16, 2021
Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings
Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?
Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then
Boyfriend: Okay
Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then
Boyfriend: Okay
by Pap wade January 12, 2018
To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.
Definition by: M Long / T Holmes.
Definition by: M Long / T Holmes.
1 - "I shaved off my meeting this morning."
2 - "I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in."
3 - "When she arrived, she talked with him, but shaved off his girlfriend."
4 - "To shave off people is not polite."
2 - "I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in."
3 - "When she arrived, she talked with him, but shaved off his girlfriend."
4 - "To shave off people is not polite."
by lrlizribeiro May 25, 2017
Shaving the pubic hair around the base of your penis. By showing more of the penis shaft, it can give the appearance that the shlong is bigger.
by DragonJR February 16, 2022
x=The Famous Sammiie
o=The Girl Who Wrote This
x: i wanna shave rape a hoeeee
x: hahahahahaha
o: ahahaahaaa
x: i just made that up, shave rape.
o: shave rape
o: see i was thinking you shave their legs or something
o: and then rape them
x: a little higher
o: with their smooth legs
x: hahahahahahaha
o: ahahahahaha
o: okay
x: their smooth unmentionables?
o: yes!
o=The Girl Who Wrote This
x: i wanna shave rape a hoeeee
x: hahahahahaha
o: ahahaahaaa
x: i just made that up, shave rape.
o: shave rape
o: see i was thinking you shave their legs or something
o: and then rape them
x: a little higher
o: with their smooth legs
x: hahahahahahaha
o: ahahahahaha
o: okay
x: their smooth unmentionables?
o: yes!
by harajukuuu July 27, 2006
Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
by Robyso May 18, 2006
A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.
guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.
lady: i don't want to talk about it...
guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.
lady: i don't want to talk about it...
guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.
by octoscorpion January 01, 2011