shart

A fusion of two words fart and shit... Due to a determined act of confidently wanting to expel bodily gases out of the rectum, but unexpectedly propelling a small amount of bodily liquids from the aforementioned rectum.

Have you ever farted, but it really wasn't a fart? Yes, I sharted! Happens to me all the time.

by paulazahn April 8, 2015

shart

When you fart so hard you shit yourself.

"That was one hell of a fart, I think I might have sharted. My pants are wet."

by Dan5665 September 28, 2012

Shart

A fart that splatters shit with it.

Tom: "I just sharted in the toilet."
Judy: "Ewww! TMI Tom!"

by Crop Dusting June 21, 2014

Shart

When you fart and you accidentally shit a little at the same time.

Dude, I have to fart... Shit, I just sharted man.
I have to shart.
I sharted on my brother.

by luvtoshart123 June 9, 2011

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

by jr December 11, 2004

Shart

The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).

"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."

by Antoine December 14, 2004

Sharted

when you fart and a mess happens

Tim laughed so hard that he sharted!

by AwesomeBananaz September 30, 2011