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Jew-senses

1. The ability of Jewish males have to find cheap products
2. Spidey-sense for Jews
3. The ability of Jewish females to find rich Jewish males for the eventual goal of marriage
1. After seeing that bacon was only 15 cents a pound, David's Jew-senses became activated.
2. My Jew-senses are tingling.
3. Even though she didn't like her date, Rachel's Jew-senses got her to go out with him again because he's loaded.
by Michael Weinstein October 3, 2004
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it makes sense

Sarcastic phrase that means "I'm right...admit it" even when what you said makes no sense at all. Best used by David Spade in the film "Tommy Boy"
Bob: "I'm gonna bet my life savings on Chuck Norris going gay...it makes sense doesn't it?"
by dnice92 October 19, 2008
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Common Sense

1. A mental consept that is used in determining what is right and wrong, safe and dangerous, etc.

2. A form of knowledge used by a, now currently extinct, species of human known as Intelligent Individuals (or smart peoplez).
1. Dumbass: "Dude! I tried lighting a Black Cat in my ass and now I can't sit anymore..."

Friend: "What the fuck did you think would happen, dumbass! Use your common sense!"

2.(conversation cont.) Dumbass: "What's common sense?"
by TheTypoPoopcicle May 15, 2009
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Common Sense

Knowledge that is common only amongst those who have some...
It's common sense (c.s.)...

-Not to tailgate. (Not c.s. if you've never ran into someone else's trunk.)
-Not to lean over a rail. (Not c.s. if you haven't leaned over and busted your face before.)
-Not to feed the wild animals. (Not c.s. unless you're missing a hand or two.)
by Ace Shot May 5, 2009
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common sense

something most people don't have.
more of the world doesn't have common sense,
than people in the world that do have it.
it's something that should explain itself.
obviously.
common sense only tells you that you should know what common sense is.
by brittany hillman. April 10, 2008
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Hater-Senses

A feeling or precognition that as you enter a room someone or several people have been talking smack on you behind your back.
Guy 1: Dude it was totally jacked-up I walk into the conference room for our staff briefing this morning and everyone just quieted down like I wasn't in on the secret. I'm not trying to be paranoid but.....

Guy 2: Oh no, that's messed up. You better get your 'ressie' together 'cause your hater-senses are telling ya something.
by barec2 April 29, 2009
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Nerdommon Sense

"Common Sense" that is only "common" to nerds
Jock: He you, who invented Binary?
Nerd: Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
Jock: PROVE IT FAG!!
Nerd: ...its just common sense
Jock: *PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH*
by The "so amazing" Kyle June 28, 2005
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