Second-hand anticipation

noun
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again

Y: Have you tried using a vibrator during sex?

A: No I haven't

Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now

by Hloff October 6, 2021

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Second Hand Snitch

A person who hangs around the breakroom listening in on conversations. When they hear someone talking about a employee breaking a minor rule they'll report to the boss what they heard. The victim will never know who turned them in.

Bill was the boss's favorite Second Hand Snitch.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 26, 2021

Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.

Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.

by Owen66 February 23, 2022

Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉

Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much

by Theabusivecat;) June 3, 2021

Second Hand Cheeseburger

A second hand cheeseburger is when two people kiss their buttholes together and dedicate into eachothers asses.

I gave Mary quite the Second Hand Cheeseburger last night!

by Lu Anthony August 7, 2025

second-handed

When you weren’t invited directly by the host of an event, but got in through someone else’s invite. Often feels like a social snub if you know the host and expected them to ask you personally.

“I didn’t get the invite from Sarah — I was second-handed through Tom.”

“Don’t second-hand me, just ask me yourself.”

by supahectic September 4, 2025