Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."
by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens
by Keanu B September 24, 2022

Hey u you see john hanging around with Joe after he got done talking to the police ...
Yea that fool second hand snitching
Yea that fool second hand snitching
by Oneluv2nobody916 February 9, 2018

A person who hangs around the breakroom listening in on conversations. When they hear someone talking about a employee breaking a minor rule they'll report to the boss what they heard. The victim will never know who turned them in.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 26, 2021

When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.
"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."
"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."
"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."
by Mayhem.Projector February 24, 2021

It's when a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes, gives you a blow job, and right when you cum she blows as hard as she can forcing cum and smoke out of your mouth, and chance to get cancer of the dick.
Erik got second hand smoke from a toofy blow job. He didn't know anything about it until cum and smoke came out his nose.
by Tractorbandit1 November 17, 2023

A second hand cheeseburger is when two people kiss their buttholes together and dedicate into eachothers asses.
by Lu Anthony August 7, 2025
