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scumpton

A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.
Those scumptons have let their dog crap on our front garden yet again !
by just me March 23, 2004
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SCULLY

oral sex given by a female to a male.
Veronica gave me the best SCULLY I ever had!
by joshui July 31, 2006
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scump

1. (verb) The act of stumbling over an invisible bump in the floor.

2. (noun) The sound one makes when skumping. Usually sounds like a simian grunt.

3. (proper verb) A highly exaggerated form of stumbling performed by a Scape (or Skape). *Perform* is the operative word here. An ordinary scump is more than a regular trip or bump anyway. When done by a Scape, Scumping (note the capitalization) involves wild gestures, blood-curdling shrieks of terror and pain. It is always followed by imaginary injuries and paranoid accusations.

While a normal scump could be the result of tripping over a previously-unseen bump, a Scump is always done for attention and never involves any physical contact, except whatever the Scape ends up falling into (a barrel, a shelf, a table, etc). A Scump has no discernible cause, though the Scape usually tries to blame them on a roadblock of some sort which was purposely left in its way. If ignored, a Scump will be forgotten, though it might resurface in future tales.

Usual suspect causes of a Scump include tables, barrels on the other side of the room, cracks in the floor, and errant dust particles.
1. "Hey, Zeke, what happened?"

"I was headed to the conference room, and suddenly I tripped on a scump."

2. (Walking across the hall)

"Hey, Clem! How're you - ooffff! Scump!"

3. "Someone must have put that table in my way on purpose, because I never saw it before and I fell and..."

"Oh, great. The Scape just Scumped again."
by Krakky McKraken September 3, 2006
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scalper

Someone who lives on ebay and makes thier living selling hotwheels cars.
Kill that filthy scalper!
Get a job scalper!
by NateH April 10, 2006
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scupp

(n.) - Super Crumpled-Up Paper Pong. Can be played in regular or hardcore mode.
Aw man, I broke my leg playing scupp yesterday. Oh well, lets go play snaibhlftcmawweowacot.
by Bobba Shaba July 4, 2004
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scumpty

smut,whore,property of tha hood,tool,hoe,also can be known as a pop
yo this scumpty jus gave me head
by bigdeucejunior July 26, 2009
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Scupper Trout

Turds discharged into the ocean through a scupper, a sewer discharge hole in the side of a naval vessel.
Hey newbie, come here and see the school of scupper trout.
I hope this ship can move fast enough to leave the scupper trout behind.
When a ship is "dead in the water" the last thing you want to see are scupper trout surrounding the ship.
by shutterbugdw December 25, 2009
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