A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.
Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.
Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.
Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.
Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.
Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.
by Stonebleeds December 19, 2020
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Get the Schrödinger Gay mug.This is when you dream or think of music but when you try to play it you find it is both not in your head and in your head at the same time.
I woke up with the perfect melody but when I tried to play it the freaking thing was both there and not there at the same time - freaking Schrödinger's cat music!
by saskers January 29, 2021
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I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
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Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
by funl April 28, 2021
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by MyManLouis July 5, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Age mug.When someone doesn't get an obvious joke, and when someone points out that it's a joke, they pretend that they were just joking and that the person who pointed it out actually missed the joke that they were making.
Person 1: hey guys wouldn't it be cool if there was a button that would just disintegrate the planet earth instantaneously?
Person 2: No, because that would mean that people could destroy the world, which would eliminate all human life. Think before you say something, idiot.
Person 3: r/woooosh lmao
Person 2: Uhm actually, I was joking, so r/woooosh to you, idiot.
Person 4: ah, a classic case of Schrodinger's r/woooosh.
Person 2: No, because that would mean that people could destroy the world, which would eliminate all human life. Think before you say something, idiot.
Person 3: r/woooosh lmao
Person 2: Uhm actually, I was joking, so r/woooosh to you, idiot.
Person 4: ah, a classic case of Schrodinger's r/woooosh.
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