nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

lay scratch

To leave tire marks behind from peeling out.

I've got a bitchin' Camaro that can lay scratch from here to Taco Bell.

by PonyRunner July 23, 2017

flamingo scratch

Standing on one foot and using the other foot to scratch your leg.

My hands were full and my calf was so itchy, so I did the old flamingo scratch!

by grasshiphopper July 21, 2015

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

Scratch-A-Doo

adj. When you are bored and decide to analyze your surroundings to find something interesting and you see a girl or guy sneek a scratch. Preferably itching their crotch, boob, or butt.

Dude, i totally just caught that guy doing the Scratch-A-Doo.

No way man, i wanna see.

by LolaChristineArmando. April 4, 2011

supplementary scratch

A.k.a. "courtesy scratch"; it involves your helpfully scratching someone's back in a spot where he has difficulty reaching himself.

Giving someone a supplementary scratch is indeed a very nice gesture, but da prob is dat you cannot know where it itches on your friend's back, and so you may hafta do a good bit of "up/down-left/right" trial-and-error scratching till you finally hit da right spot.

by QuacksO July 25, 2019

scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014