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Yo, What's the scoop?!

by ToasterMusic September 8, 2018
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scoop

when you cup your hand put at the bottom of the chest and lift up. Usually males do this to males, in a non-homosexual way, or girls can do it guys, but if a male were ever to think of doing it to a girl, make sure you have their permission. You will be prosecuted for sexual harassment without their consent.
Many variations of scooping, including the back scoop, the clamp scoop, the scoop-scoop-double-scoop, the scoop windmill, the scissor scoop, the pet scoop, the voulentary scoop, the super scoop, and many other variations.
by Armando Jesus Martinez March 4, 2004
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two finger scoop

When you use your two fingers to wipe when you're all out of toilet paper.
"Man there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do the two finger scoop"
by 2 legit April 12, 2007
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dick scampi

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female
welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.
by sergio o May 16, 2007
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Schomp

A disgusting overweight woman who is easily mistaken for a man. They are defined by their unsightly facial hair, their obvious lack of personal hygiene, and a general attitude of not giving a shit about life anymore.

SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples

You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.
Whoa, I just did a triple-take - that dude wasn't really a dude! That was a SCHOMP! Hell ya, first schomp sighting of the summer! (*high five*)

Oh my gosh, that schomp looks like Hulk Hogan...wtf. I've gotta take a picture and send it to my friend.

That McDonalds cashier was such a schomp
by Denver 78 October 8, 2014
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Double Scoop

Double Scoop means when a person has two partners at the same time (like a double scoop ice cream cone). Basically when you "double scoop" somebody you cheat on them.
Boy: Hey did you hear about that skank Jessica?
Boy2: No, what happened?
Boy: She was totally double scoopin' her boyfriend.
Boy2: No way!
by angryrobotz November 26, 2009
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scomie

These people are people who think they are hardcore gangsters yet they dress is exco, and pjs pants, sometimes cheap fake bling, they usually have the slang of a gangster, they think they are hardcore, and very tough, yet they are posers, dirrty, and probably grew up in an average neighbourhood, they try to fit in by dressing the part of a gangtser.
Scomies are custy, dirrty, gangster wannabes
by Amy August 31, 2008
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