Schwigg

Between a sip and a chugg. Officer asked girl in auto accident if she had been drinking the bottle of wine in the back seat of the car. She said I had a "schwigg"

Officer asked girl in auto accident if she had been drinking the bottle of wine in the back seat of the car. She said I had a schwigg

by Sea 12345 March 26, 2017

Schmaggy

Schmaggy is a widely used word. In german it can mean "Scheiss Maggy" oder "Schwule Maggy", but the exact definition was lost. The first appearence of the word was in 125 million years, when a Dinausaur slipped and instead of using the word "Shit" or "Fuck" he said Schmaggy. One will never know wha the dinausaur meant when he said Schmaggy. Almost 30 Million years later when the Aliens arrived to help the Egyptians build the Pyramids, they rediscovered the Word, 2 hours after the discovery it was the most used word in the whole Universe.

Casual Conversation in school between Maggy aka. Schmaggy, Denis and Lukas
Denis: Hey Schmaggy!
Maggy: What does that mean?
Lukas: Fuck you Schmaggy.
Maggy: But why?
Denis: Schmaggy Schmagdalena you Stupid?

Conversation between Egyptian King and Peasant
King: Schmaggy Schmaggy Schmaggy, Schmaggy. Schmaggy?
Peasant: Schmaggy...
*King kills Peasant*
King: Schmaggy!

by 420CovfefeGustavoJoe June 13, 2017

shmiggly biggily

To suck a mans penis

Hey big boy, lemme give you a shmiggly biggily

by TheSamps November 3, 2017

schmegg

The hot steamy wet frothy muggy fog that a pussy creates after a being on a long sicc one. Usually smells like strip club sweat and budwiser b.o. dripping with cum (usually every guys girlfriend at one time or another.) God bless their holes cause u can't duck their hearts.

Did u see that girl on the other side of the soccer field? I could smell her SCHMEGG from there! I love that bitch so much , shes gonna be my girl one day after everyone else is done with her.

by Schmegg February 8, 2018

Schmoggi

A type of person with whom you can just chill and not have any other kind of interaction but still be content and happy.

Hey Z, just wanted to let you know you are my real schmoggi!

by TheAlienET April 13, 2019

Schmingled

Schmingled is a term used in gaming mostly. It’s when someone is cracked out / off their head. Maybe the schmingled person has had a few energy drinks and now they’re playing crazily. For example in Call of Duty they might be flying around the map just taking heads.

“Wow that kid is schmingled bro. Look how badly he wants this win!”

by El Smacko May 23, 2019

Schniggner

A person who does or says something that is based towards an individual group of people.

Jake : "That group of people all look they they should have blue hair".

George : "Jake is such a schniggner, he just told me that those people over there should all have blue hair".

Jack : " Yeah I know I heard him but I don't know what to say to him.

by Papa Jiggly February 18, 2020