sack scarf

When one is to tea bag the nape of another's neck.

Oh sh*t that guy just got sack scarfed!!

by FinnyMar March 12, 2017

nut-scarfing

Someone with really saggy nuts draping or pressing their nuts over the back of someone's neck.

"Eric was nut-scarfing the back of Mike's neck yesterday!"

by ZERODOTEXE May 24, 2024

Scarfing

Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.

If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.

Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.

"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"

Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"

by Send-The-Asteroid January 11, 2025

scarf and go

Quite literally, the act of ordering food at a restaurant and while the server is away eating it quickly and running away before the server gets back. This is used to avoid paying for one's meal.

Hey man. I'm short can I borrow some cash?

I don't have any. Let's just scarf and go

by Kyle Schirmer April 28, 2005

Fuckin' with the scarf on

Having sexual intercourse with a muslim women who is completely naked except for her head dress.

Moe: what are you doing ?

Margaret: Taking off my clothes
Moe: we're fuckin' with the scarf on

by Rosewood December 2, 2016

Scarf testing

A useless money consuming event that my current cumdumpster has scheduled to kill me faster

This weekend i have to go scarf testing with with gf instead of doing cocaine with the boyz.

by TLD69 March 22, 2022

winter scarf

If someone jerking off two dicks at the same time is "skiing," then when the owners of those two dicks suck on that someone's neck, they create that person's "winter scarf."

That fag took us skiing, so we gave him a winter scarf.

by Mikecross84 September 13, 2015