satanic

like umm......to be evil

like new zealanders are satanic for having sex with sheep.

by dimitri52439 October 23, 2005

Satan

A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.

Mike: Satan keeps harassing me.

Joe: I know. He's been doing that for thousands of years!

by funny fellas January 16, 2014

Satan

He and God may not be real, but he's still the better of the two.

Satan is a real nigga.

by FatCock666 June 19, 2017

Satan

The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.

"Hey your little sisters cute" "oh you mean satan"

by Whatsgoooodson August 21, 2011

Satan

The only supernatural being you worship by not believing in him.

Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!

Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...

by Xfing June 02, 2014

Satan

The one who lives in Hell to torture the evil doers. *My nickname! I am Satan, so watch out!*

Me (Satan): Now, you evil fledlings, lets learn algabra..... *maniacle laughter*

by You_Worst_Nightmare April 28, 2006

Satan

a biblical entity of pure evil;

one of satanic nature;

a cheating male;

a woman;

people of peruvian descent; your

first ex;

a person who causes you harm;

one you hate

You're such a Satan. Tell that to my ex-wife. Haha

by A Black Man With a Pokemon April 05, 2011