Saddlebagging

When a guy puts on a pair of girls' panties and one ball drops down on each side.....thus creating...saddlebags...

Man...have you talked to Justin...he hasn't been OK since the breakup...I walked in on him wearing his ex girlfriend's panties saddlebagging it in front of the mirror crying listening to Beyoncé....

by Thegyver February 26, 2017

saddle twerkin’

When ya girl is thirsty af and twerks on your inner thigh.

Girl, you thursty witcho saddle twerkin’ ass.

by Dislikablefake January 2, 2018

dirty saddle

Dirty saddle is when a girl sh*ts on a guys penis, smudges it around and rides it after.

I sh*t on his penis, smudged it around and rode him after and called it the Dirty Saddle.

by thesneakyjew October 11, 2013

saddle bag

A sexual act similar to the teabag. You place a testicle on each side of a persons mouth and bounce up and down usually while the middle of your scrotum is being sucked.

Hey, I was thinking maybe we could saddle bag tonight.

by Josh Pritchett September 2, 2006

saddle the pony

meaning to put on a condom.

gil: damn man i got sarah pregnant...
me: well duh gil, you forgot to saddle the pony

by pimp daddy dollars February 15, 2005

saggy saddlebag

When you are at a public swimming pool and you see an old man sitting on the edge or the shallow end and his balls are hanging out of his swimming trunks.

"That old dude has a serious case of saggy saddlebags. Gross!"

by Curtis R. September 19, 2003

grumpy saddle

Uniquely perverse act, known only to readers of The Hater, that is always performed with a British accent.

After getting bored with the Donkey Punch, it was time for all of Amelie's friends to give the Grumpy Saddle a go.

by Still Not Quite Right August 5, 2008