sammitch plate

simply put the sammitch plate always wins. nothing will ever beat it. ever. so don't even try to compete.

Sammitch Plate > all

OMG j00 just got pwned by the SAMMITCH PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneone!!!11111111

by dedFROGZ July 7, 2004

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sanity wipe

The wipe you issue just to make sure no more fudge dragon is left over after a bowel movement.

I got my sanity wipe in because I knew i was gonna be gettin' some tonight.

by Lance M. Snyder December 17, 2006

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Sanitize

to clean and groom one's genitals pre sexual activity

I have a date with the girl i met at the bar last week, best sanitize just in case things go will.

by magicbeans_R_A_sign_of_hope February 13, 2012

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Yeah, outsourcing this has done wonders for me. It's not like I'm a whole ass bag of nuts or anything. Which one did you get? Which level of sanity did you get from society? Cus I got Schizophrenic Psychopath...

Hym "Maybe if the baseline level of sanity hadn't shifted all the way over to clown world I'd be fine with what's happening but no. And it's not that everyone but me Is Schizophrenic. The horde itself is Schizophrenic. "BuT hYm, If It'S a HoRdE, hOw CaN tHeY aLl Be ThE sAmE tHiNg?" Hive mind. A hive mind is both 'all the same thing' and a 'large group'. Like 'The Brood' in Marvel comics. Or 'Unity' in 'Rick and Morty. No contradiction. If a hive mind isn't also a horde then it isn't a hive mind. THAT would be a contradiction. You haven't read the prerequisite texts. This is a distraction. I will not be distracted. You're being a shit and trying to psycologize me and teach me some sort of lesson. I refuse to learn any lessons until I'm out of the cage."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

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Samriti

A type of girl who like to study 24x7. She has been topper in every field of life. Because of which she has lost the sense of enjoyment and fun. Her sniffing senses are one of the best in human kind; she can smell anyone from at least 100ft away. But she herself is usually smelly most of the times. Lastly she is lonely and doesn’t have any friends.

Roy: why are being such a samriti today?
Goy: because I’ve been studying continuously for last 10 days and haven’t bathed or talked to anyone.

by Higgs_boson14 March 7, 2021

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