street salsa

Fucking a Hispanic chick in the middle of the street while she’s on her period. As you finish yell “street salsa!”

Person 1: Hey man I had some street salsa this weekend and it was great!
Person 2: That sounds messy!

by illwill16 June 12, 2023

Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus

Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020

Locker Salsa

When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed

"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"

"Yeah."

by GooBeanie September 21, 2021

salsa

salsa's an amazing person, and everyone knows ahaha
salsa's too cool for u

lily: omg it's salsa she's so cool
salsa: hi loser lily how are you today

by cool salsa December 10, 2018

loose salsa

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.

"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"

by supereboy February 4, 2021

Moroccan salsa

When a moroccan uses his spanish speaking knowledge to trick some dumb white people to think they're mexican.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.

Stacy: OMG my asshole burned like a charmander last night
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen December 11, 2023

husky salsa

The shits brought on by a late night mexican food run.

Man, that grilled stuffed burrito gave me a bad case of husky salsa

by samsonQP January 14, 2008