spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.

The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking

by ben January 11, 2004

Smoking

The act of sucking on something long and slender until it fills your lungs up with sticky crap causing you to eventually gag.

I was smoking with this guy the other day, and I just couldn't stop gagging.

by TASC September 13, 2011

Smoking Clam Syndrome

A common disturb that still affects too large of a part of the male humans.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).

The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.

Mark: "hey man, Joe's completely out of control. Since he got with that chick, Shenonda, all he does is checking his phone, trying to reach her, taking notes of her gf's birthdays to appear nice and establish himself in her circle...".

David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".

by Parcerito January 31, 2010

Stocking Stuffher

When a group of guys has sex with a girl then one at a time ejaculates into her. Then the next morning she opens up her vagina to reveal the fluids from the previous night.

Taran and J.r. were bored one night so they met up with Nikki and forced her into a Stocking Stuffher

by dizzytims11 December 29, 2010

smoking a turd in purgatory

An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.

"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Smoking Craters

Slang term for smoking weed. Reference to an old muppets skit on Saturday Night Live, The Land of Gorch. In this skit, one of the characters is found to be "Smoking Craters", inhaling the smoke from the craters on the planet, presumably for narcotic purposes.

Do you know what your son is doing?
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!

by wisss March 29, 2008

Smoking Buddy

A friend with whom your interaction consists of almost nothing but smoking marijuana. Conversation with this person is usually limited to stories involving weed, pipe dreams about smoking weed, or actually smoking weed.

While driving on the highway with his smoking buddy, James realized he didn't know anything about him... except that he'd smoked an entire pound in one week, and that his life's ambition was to open a head shop in California.

by stolencars December 17, 2008