Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

Goose rooter

When a specimen on a Honda big red drives full tit at a goose in a large body of water while under the influence and of multiple cold Woodstock’s

Hey goose rooter how’s the big red going?

by Spleff January 30, 2022

Talking to the root

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

pull that blond root

when someone does something real stupid and they suddenly realize it.

person 1: oh, I just realized that!

person 2: hey, let me pull that blond root for you.

by mzdigerati March 11, 2005

roath park

A large park with a huge lake, or a very large toilet, handy when you're feeling unwell on the way home from a pissed up night out in the city centre, in the Roath area of Cardiff, Wales.

I puked in Roath Park on the way home last night

by Nate July 13, 2004

Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

snot root

South Australian slang for the act of picking your nose.

She caught me having a snot root.

by Mykro76 April 7, 2010