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roasted cock hammer

a man who has sizable genitals who decides too make the mistake of lighting his pubic hair on fire.
tracy: did you hear?

shannon: hear what?

tracy: that tim did a roasted cock hammer!

shannon: oh snap did you get it on video?

tracy: hell ya!
by no one likes roasted nuts October 31, 2009
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G-rated

Another way of saying that something is gangsta
That game is G-rated for Gangsta.
by T-dogg_1988 November 14, 2006
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Roasted Colon

The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse

Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...
John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)
by Niggatron9000 May 12, 2010
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Roasted pepperoni

A vagina that tastes/smells so fucking bad that it's comparable to pepperoni.
Man A: What do you think about Krista?
Man B: Don't get me started about her roasted pepperoni.
by Anon1920 March 28, 2016
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roasted

when someone says something like this to u:

Joe: You're being a butt
Steve: I THOUGHT U ALREADY WERE ONE!!!!!!!
Half the class:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, geezus cryst, u got roasted!!!!
by trolololol_291 December 24, 2017
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roasted

when u wreck your friends to damn hard
he didn't get owned, he got his ass roasted
by big willy john May 5, 2018
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dry roasted peanut head

Usually someone call Alfie, they have a stupid head shape and look like a Mong
by Insulter123 May 27, 2016
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