Ringstinct

Knowing your phone has rung or that you've received a text, despite the fact that you never actually heard it ring itself.

I was bumpin' in my car the other day, when my ringstinct told me I had missed a call. I was right; it was my baby daddy.

by Can I Find a name? April 25, 2009

Rings of Saturn

When two guys are rubbing their buttholes together, they create a vapor lock. Such a powerful suction between anuses, that they only be pried apart after one guy orgasms and the sphincter contracts.

Hey Shorty wanna go to the Rings of Saturn? Fuck yeah Fam, thought you’d never ask! That night we closed the space between us, and experienced a suction only compared to that of a black hole sucking in a galaxy.

by C. Diesel balls December 20, 2021

girls wearing lots of rings

Yea she’s probably gay or bi or pan or something. She might have a hoop side nose piercing or a septum as well. Lots of rings is something fellow gays can usually tell the sexuality’s of others with. Along with things like cuffed pants and colorful dyed hair.

Lesbian: Ahhh i wanna go up and make a move but i don’t know if she’s straight or not.

Friend: That girls wearing lots of rings and has the bottom portion of her head buzzed, she’s definitely a little fruity.

by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021

Lord of The Rings

A trilogy of extremely long movies based around migdets walking to a volcano. Whilst watching this trilogy boredom will consume your soul!

"Hey have you seen Lord of the Rings?"

"No that shit's gay!"

by Jamie Hibbert February 7, 2008

Fly The Space Ship Through The Rings Of Uranus

To ass mongle. see also kit kat not to be confused with Kit-Kat

Robx can't find no manlove so he flyspace ship through the rings of uranus. He's such a chode

by callin' robster a twat October 8, 2004

Lord of the Rings

1)An arse lovin, poo punchin, butt stabbing, fudge packing professional
2) How your asshole feels after pebble dashing the porclain telephone following a very hot and spicy bitch of a curry.

1)Getcha dick outta my ass dammit, I ain't no fricken Lord of the Rings.
2) Holy shit I think something died up there, my ass is on fire. Feel like Lord of the Rings (see defination 1.).

by Big Babycakes May 24, 2006

Lord of the Rings

The ultimate accomplishment for a male against that of the female species. Used when denoting completed sexual acts against either a girlfriend or other female relation, and only claimed when the 3 key rings have been conquered (vag, anal, gobby) or other combo of 3 where the shape of entrance forms an O (Ring).

Person 1: Hey man! my bitch finally let me travel down to brown town
Person 2: HAHAHA nice, your definitely the Lord of the Rings bro!

by MasterOfNothing May 9, 2008