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Trip Report

Trip Reporting is a silly pastime typed up by fat, un-original, inane people that travel a lot but don't actually do anything interesting. They then write about what they did (the irony) which is nothing... then post photos which only consist of food on the plane, at the hotel and at airport lounges. Some may post shots of the menus for good measure.

Very intrepid.

They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.

Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.
Thread starter: Cathay Pacific Premium Economy JFK-HKG RT!!! and my Business Class trip on Air France A380 LAX-CDG Trip Reports!!!
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"

Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?

Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.

Reader: *facepalm*
by Oboro Watabanost January 26, 2014
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sports report

A sports article, blog or discussion covering topical issues.
The news gave a brief sports report tonight. Now I'm up to date!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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report

Report is a cool person
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by drugsssssssssss November 23, 2023
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Blocked and reported

The act in which someone blocks and spam reports another person trying to get them banned on Xbox because they are not valued as a friend and can see when they are not wanted
“I do value you as a friend
BLOCKED AND REPORTED
by Wild Warren December 13, 2020
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Mandatory reporter

A person whose position includes as one of its tenants the obligation to report possible criminal activity to a higher authority should they be made aware of it. If it is made aware that they knew of the possible activity and failed to report it, they will be implicated as a criminal conspirator and be made subject to legal reprisal.
A school teacher is a mandatory reporter who must file a letter of concern to higher authorities should they learn that one of their students is possibly being abused.
by AOmundson June 8, 2024
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report bomb

when a youtuber (usually an immature one) commands their viewers to mass report a video they dislike, even if there is nothing rule breaking about the video.
Person 1: ''OMG I HATE THIS VIDEO PLS REPORT IT!111''
Person 2: ''jesus christ kid stop report bombing and go outside''
by deliriousidiot November 19, 2023
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If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
by sdinaz October 25, 2023
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