bulgarian lip reading

Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!

Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?

Wife :- yes darling

Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!

by The clit tickler October 18, 2013

reaming

1. Plain and simple DO WORK!
2. To give it to a girl hard
3. Dedicate your whole life to your body

i was out late last night BRO and i started reaming this chick so hard BRO!

by ReamerDuff42 August 20, 2010

stop reading garbage

If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!

This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...

by jj November 18, 2004

Reading (Town)

Da pimps rule da roost 'ere in Reading....

Large town with a lot of sexy people to drool over if bored.

A lot of homeless people and chavs. Primark is the biggest and most popular shop here!!

Reading (town) is fit

by gee and l May 16, 2011

ass reaming pig fucker

A male individual who committs the terrible act of throwin leg with a pig. The individual usually gets into it and leaves the innocent swine injured for life.

No drinking for you tonight. Last week you took down a fifth and turned into an ass reaming pig fucker.

by Boarman August 14, 2009

reading the bible

Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids

Tyson & Lindsay just left to go read the bible.

by wildcat February 8, 2005

Late Night Reading (LNR)

Douche band from Carmel, Indiana. Everyone from the city hates them but people from other states enjoy their music. Skinny jeans and hair that comes to a point are some ways to notice them.

"Hey have you heard of Late Night Reading (LNR)?"
"Yeah those queers that dropped out of our school that play shitty music."

by Carmel12345 December 26, 2011