raptored

The act of getting jumped by a bunch of midgets with really sharp nails...

I was walking down the street when i got raptored, i didn't see it coming....

by Thetigsy July 8, 2015

Toronto Raptors

Canada’s laughing stock since the departure of Kawhi Leonard.

Masai Ujiri thinks the Toronto Raptors are going to win it again without Kawhi Leonard. Reject’s Westbrook’s trade because he’s an idiot to ever do so.

by Clippersfan801 October 26, 2019

Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

The raptor

When one sits on a chair and grips the chairs legs with one's toes, often to the point of inflicting pain upon oneself.

A: "So I was walking to his room to ask him a question,"
B: "Yeah,"
A: "And I come in to see him doing The raptor!"
B: "The what?"
A: "He was perched like a fuckin bird of prey!"

by Mostly carbon May 6, 2020

Raptor Tappin

When someones toe nails or fingernaila get to long you can hear thwm tapping on the floor or table.

Guy 1: What the hell is that sound?
Guy 2: It's Mark, bro is raptor tappin.
Guy 1: Gross

by VictoryX July 18, 2016

Raptor Head

When you get head from a girl who uses so much teeth, to a point of discomfort.

Damn shame that girl I picked up from the bar last night gave total Raptor Head.

by DoktorAmazing March 19, 2022

raptor cock

A generalization of a 15 ft long shlong at a young age but when they become adults that shlong wraps around the world causing women to crave dick so much they get impregnated jus by looking at it

“Hey raptor cock”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
“ all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”

by Bootyhole tickler911 October 23, 2023