Frog in his pocket

When someone uses the pronoun "we," but no one else actually wants to be included. Implies that the speaker must be referring to himself and the frog. Typically takes the form of the rhetorical question, "is there a frog in your pocket?"

Alternatively may be a mouse or other pocket-sized creature.

Billy said "we're going to clean up the apartment today," but it's all his mess. He must have a frog in his pocket.

Boyfriend: I've decided that we're going to go vegan.
Girlfriend: You got a frog in your pocket?

by monocledmoose January 24, 2022

Pocket Post

An accidental status update or wall post to facebook or twitter from a smart phone.

Chris- AaAaea azrmbzszzzzzszzz zzzzzzzszszszzszszzzzzsz zszzzzzszz. 10 minutes ago from MOTOBLUR

Dan-your pocket posts are the best.

by JesusJs August 16, 2010

pocky kiss

Performed using one stick of the popular Japanese snack food, Pocky. One individual will insert one end of the Pocky stick into his or her mouth while the other person does the same with the other end. Both individuals will then begin to consume their ends of the Pocky stick, resulting in meeting at the center where both individuals will have a chocolate flavored kiss.

Sara and I had a Pocky kiss in the park earlier, I still have crumbs in my shirt from it.

by blueboat December 6, 2009

Pockshot

Another word for a sexy female who has a large round vaccination scar on her upper arm as a result of a smallpox vaccination.

Wow, check out that "pockshot" on shawty's arm! That is hott!

by scottyfark May 11, 2009

Pocket Pregnancy

The phenomenon that occurs when a man wearing relatively tight/slim pants keeps his phone, wallet, iPod, etc. in his pocket, causing it to bulge out noticeably, so much so that it's often possible to identify the item from its outline alone.

Example #1

*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*

Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"

Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"

Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"

Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."

Example #2

*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*

Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"

Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"

by wxflurry November 4, 2010

Pocket Watch Peep

Big Baller$

Said youngin perfectly embodies the dictionary definition of a member of the organization and ultra- highclass pocket common referred to as the pocket watch peeps. For this child of principal, ethics, and morals is of the gentleman variety. The afformetioned boy also demonstrates sophistication, and is said to be as punctual as a pocketwatch.

by UpperclassElitest June 5, 2018

Scent Pocket

A woman's vagina, referencing the delightful odors that emanate from within.

Damn Bailey you need to close your legs, your scent pocket smells like rancid seafood!!

by WazzuMeatWarrior February 26, 2010