puss man

A man, not a boy who is a total pussy.

The bastard is a total puss man for pushin' you around.

by Linda Brown July 5, 2006

puss pop

Something that the gayest, most annoying fucking pussy says.

Dylan is a puss pop

by Daylan Perez May 9, 2020

snaggle-puss

a particularly nasty, smelly, roast-beefy cooter

Once I removed her panties and saw her ripped up raggedy old snaggle puss, I began to wonder just how slutty this 17 year old was.

by Nailsator October 22, 2003

fresh puss

1. A sexy female(s) that gets a man excited about hooking up and partaking in sexual activity.

2. Pussy

3. Some ass

"What bar are we going to tonight?" "We are going to Circa, there will be so much fresh puss there."

"Did you hit that fresh puss last night?" "Sure did."

by The D Dog December 16, 2008

Cheesy Puss

The act of eating Kraft Dinner (KD) out of your girlfriend, wife , etc's vagina

Bob: Janet came over last night with a box of KD!
Doug: Why?
Bob: Cuz I was hungry for some Cheesy Puss!

by FEFFEF December 13, 2009

Marlin Puss

noun. : A wet dirty hairy pussy that claims the aroma of a large game fish, such as a saltwater Marlin. Some Marlin Pussy may even have grown horn-like tentacles much like a nose.

"Wow I can smell that girls Marlin Puss from across the room, it's making my eyes water."

"I was going down on Julia when my tongue had suddenly wrapped around a long horn-like object, i said HOT DAMN THATS SOME STANK MARLIN PUSS!"

by Muggzy Main & Tito May 22, 2006

bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.

Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!

by Geltick January 21, 2018