Fuck Pump

A slang word for penis.

I went over to her place and she sucked on my fuck pump all night.

by FatherMurder January 2, 2023

dark pump

A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.

Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.

by SurveyApe August 11, 2017

Pump Front

When a person looks better when seen at the gym than when seen outside of the gym.

See a hot girl or guy in the gym during a workout, then seeing them outside of the gym and thinking to yourself "what was I thinking?". This person has put up a Pump Front

by fitteam May 11, 2014

Pumping Curd

Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017

Dump Pump

When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.

Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

pump and slump

To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night

Bob: did you get any from your girl?

Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump

by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014

Pump And Skid

The Funny guys from Friday Night Funkin, The origin from Pump And Skid is SrPelo.
They are small children/?
Skid wears a skeleton costume and Skid wears a Pumpkin costume.
They say ''ITS SPOOKY MONTH'' alot.

Pump and skid are cool, but SrPelo is cooler

by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 1, 2021