Pump And Skid

The Funny guys from Friday Night Funkin, The origin from Pump And Skid is SrPelo.
They are small children/?
Skid wears a skeleton costume and Skid wears a Pumpkin costume.
They say ''ITS SPOOKY MONTH'' alot.

Pump and skid are cool, but SrPelo is cooler

by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 1, 2021

pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.

"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"

by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017

dark pump

A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.

Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.

by SurveyApe August 11, 2017

Fuck Pump

A slang word for penis.

I went over to her place and she sucked on my fuck pump all night.

by FatherMurder January 2, 2023

penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)

1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping

by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021

Pumping Loads

When a guy cums inside a girls pussy multiple times and doesn’t stop. Pumps the pussy full of cum loads.

Guy: Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night, and I was pumping loads inside of her.
Friend: Nice dude!

by Tigers09 March 20, 2022

Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

by Stitzie November 3, 2010