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mud pumping

the action of anal sexual relations to medicate constipation.
melissa was really constipated and had to get mud pumped; jose had to mud pump annie after she ate the twice baked spaghetti; howard was mud pumping the shit out of andrew after he ate his calzone.
by robbartles May 20, 2010
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Pumping Lemma

Without the pumping lemma, Western civilization would have crumbled years ago.
by CS Realist April 29, 2013
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Pump Front

When a person looks better when seen at the gym than when seen outside of the gym.
See a hot girl or guy in the gym during a workout, then seeing them outside of the gym and thinking to yourself "what was I thinking?". This person has put up a Pump Front
by fitteam May 11, 2014
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pump and slump

To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night
Bob: did you get any from your girl?

Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump
by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014
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Dump Pump

When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.
Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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dark pump

A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.
Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.
by SurveyApe August 11, 2017
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Jelly pump

An ass and or anus
by Beef soap August 31, 2017
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