Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

Puerto Rican Cooler

A cooler made out of a card board box with a trash bag in it.

how are we going to keep the beer cold?" "Lets make a Puerto Rican cooler!

by Angry Cosack February 23, 2011

puberty flute

When your voice changes pitch during puberty, you play the puberty flute.

My fourteen year old son's voice hasn't mutated yet. He frequently plays the puberty flute when he can't steady his voice's pitch.

by s1s3but0 January 31, 2014

puerto rican pouch

(adj.) A layer of fat, typically found on Puerto Rican woman, in their lower abdomen. This phenomenon is found in obese women, and resembles a pouch of fat.

You should go to the gym, and try to loose that Puerto Rican Pouch.

by Humbeezus June 30, 2014

puberty grill

Metal orthodontic braces. Comparable to the diamond-studded, gold and platinum grills worn by rap and hip-hop artists, except, instead of being a sign of wealth, a puberty grill is a sign of pubescence.

Johnny's teeth were crooked, so he went to the orthodontist and got a puberty grill.

by rjnewt July 5, 2014

Puerto Rican billfold

A wad of small bills (1s and 5s) intended to make it look like the carrier has a lot of money.

"Man that guy's got fat stacks"
"Nah it's just a Puerto Rican billfold... dude's broke"

by tinmoth June 27, 2015

puberting

When you are going through puberty.

"Is he depressed or something?"
"No he's just puberting."

by agent_mikasa_voppa January 6, 2017