pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

by p0nk October 1, 2007

Pug Dog Thing

I should be doing my homework but i'm writing this instead :)

Wow I love that Pug Dog Thing

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.

"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"

by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021

PUG

when a person has a poo on the toilet while also having a tug and clean up both mess's with the same toilet paper.

DUDE Loves to have a pug on the daily basis

by DUDE 1234 September 30, 2025

pug

the 100th cute number (where a 'cute' number is a number with EXACTLY 4 factors)

Me: Alexa; What is Pug?
Alexa: *EXPLODES x LIMIT OF EXTENDING*

by STV142857 March 2, 2024

like a pug

Pugs are cool

E.g-if someone say to you like a pug you are savage af

That boi- like a pug 🔥✋💢💢bro

Bro-savage af

by Pug boi😂😂👌✋🔥 March 5, 2017