pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

by p0nk October 1, 2007

Pug Dog Thing

I should be doing my homework but i'm writing this instead :)

Wow I love that Pug Dog Thing

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.

"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"

by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021

Pug

Pussy hug or penis hug with the intention to comfort.

Cupping pussy with hands
Cupping penis with hands

As a way to comfort myself. I cup my hands over my pussy and give a pug.

by INJU November 20, 2021

Pug

1. A Super cute dog breed with a smooshed face.

2. A slang word for a boxer.

That is a cute pug

by Pug Expert March 28, 2023

Pug

It's the cutest and funniest dog that you'll find in the world! They're popular, famous and do the most unexpected things!

"Oh that's Edgar, Pewdiepie's pug!

by Boom Puggy March 5, 2017