Sticking your ring finger up someones ass while promising not to put it in any further than the 2nd knuckle
by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs
by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.
Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!
If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!
If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!
by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008

person1 : I won’t leave you
person2 : pinky promise :) ?
person1 : pinky promise
Person1: im done bye
person2 : but u pinky promised :(
*opended 28/9/20
person2 : pinky promise :) ?
person1 : pinky promise
Person1: im done bye
person2 : but u pinky promised :(
*opended 28/9/20
by iminpainlol November 27, 2020

by Paul Conley March 31, 2015

by ArtieWolfe May 8, 2016

The act of saying one thing, which puts everyone at ease, then doing the exact opposite of what you propose. It's kind of like a crazy Ivan.
Ivan: Anna, if you go to bed with me, I promise to respect you in the morning.
Anna: Really, I love you so much.
Ivan at 6AM: Get out bitch, here's cab fare. I gave you a Russian Promise last night.
Anna: Really, I love you so much.
Ivan at 6AM: Get out bitch, here's cab fare. I gave you a Russian Promise last night.
by Commissar Black October 14, 2008
