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Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.
Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.
by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011
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micro progression

A term used to describe improvement over time, whether it is in oneself, a task or a situation. The term denotes a step by step progress of small improvements with each step.
It took me thirty years to become the best. It was a micro progression.
by Hugh Wards June 20, 2020
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progressive rape

Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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Flo from Progressive

A popular commercial character who is oddly lusted over on the internet. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, to ask about bundling Progressive Home & Auto.
"Flo from Progressive deserves better"
by anonymous August 3, 2022
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button progress

An instance within the Roblox game "Juke's Towers of Hell" where sections in a tower that have already been completed are able to be skipped if the player fails and has to replay some of the tower.
"Aw man, I just failed floor 10. Good thing there's button progress."
by Superluigidummy June 28, 2023
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Chamber of Progress

The soundstage where the Apple "Crush!" video was filmed.
The Chamber of Progress sure enhanced the creative output of the unpaid intern we hired in place of that team of creatives we laid off.
by ahollowvoicesaysfool June 7, 2024
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neo progressive

whatever it means to be progressive in the us house of representatives under aoc and the squad
i don't know the difference between neo progressive and plain old pre squad progressive
by Sexydimma March 11, 2021
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