Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.

Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.

Pear pressure by Elpresedante January 19, 2018

Butthole pressure

1. When you have to poop really bad.
2. Peer pressure from peoole with names like Kieth or Karen.

1. Oh man, I am feeling some serious butthole pressure, I better go hit the bathroom. 2. This lady at work today wanted a refund, she was in the wrong but exerted some serious butthole pressure and my manager caved.

Butthole pressure by BR34D November 4, 2019

Queer Pressure 

A term for when a person is feeling pressured by others into experimenting or admitting they're gay or LGBTQ+ when they never considered it, or perhaps don't even want to be. Usually, towards people who fit a certain stereotype, or from people who become too invested in pride-related politics and forget other people's feelings.

Please don't queer pressure me; I appreciate that you guys will support and love me no matter what, but while this lifestyle may work for you it just isn't what I want for myself.

Queer Pressure by Dr. Portmanteau June 14, 2021

queen.under.pressure 

she is a queen who is always under pressure. Her mom (meghan trainor) was giving birth to her and her sister (deakythediscobean or marii) when she realised her life was all about the bass, not these children. she gave them away for adoption were they got adopted by david bowie. they had a nice time, before they found out they were adopted. their mum died of heart cancer two weeks after they found out. emma and marii went on to be rock legends and played at queen&AL during the 2029 tour. queen.under.pressure found out she was actually a baked bean and then got shoved in an oven and was eaten alive. after this marii commited toaster bath and they met in a new life were emma became brian may and marii became john deacon. the end.

omg hi queen.under.pressure. i heard u were pressured during ur sats

queen.under.pressure by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) 

The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.

Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!

Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) by tgkomen October 2, 2020

cyber peer pressure

When you’re friends forcibly make you come to their room instead of being on face time. As a result you leave the stove on and your house burns to the ground all because you were forced to see the person who you FaceTimed for 7hours a day. Like who the fuck do they think they are I was enjoying being a damn couch potato and now I’m homeless

They cyber peer pressured me. Call the insurance company the house is gone

cyber peer pressure by Tristan Martello January 25, 2021

Smokin' that pressure 

Destroy Lonely's definition of some strong ass weed

"Ken: Yo what you smokin' big dawg? Bobby: Pressure, yea I'm smokin' that pressure!"

*Smokes some strong ass weed* "Goddamn... this shit is pressure right here"

Smokin' that pressure by OpiumHeadQuarterMaster May 3, 2023