pepperoni theory

When somone is in a relationship and one of them doesn’t like pepperoni on their pizza, so they give it to their partner who likes pepperoni.

Partner 1: “ugh I don’t like pepperoni on my pizza”
Partner 2: “give it to me.”
Random: “oh you guys fit into the pepperoni theory!”

by forg1 December 19, 2022

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Lung Pepper

Lung pepper is the same as lung butter except is has small specs of blood in the mucus.

Pablo drank too much over the weekend and was coughing up lung pepper on Monday.

by SDPick April 14, 2009

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arabian pepperoni

Mike Shannon's shit pile on flat rocks in the middle of nowhere for his own amusement
Also found on the knipple glacier

Snowcat Operator: Hey did you see that Arabian pepperoni on the glacier today?

Hoe operator: ya that boy needs some fibre, eh?

by Canned Salmon October 23, 2013

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Tony Pepperoni

One with the Deli of Majestic meats. Specializes in Pepperoni and always supports the Sausage Fest of 2014.

1. Whoa man look it's Tony Pepperoni wasn't just at the world famous sausage fest?

2. Hey isn't that the same Tony Pepperoni that the Barringtons used to find there lost son Beary Barrington? The one who the Country Bears weren't going to play the show without?

3. Jonny: Hey isn't that Tony Pepperoni?

Tony: Forget about it.

by ByoneamazingTonyPepperoni April 25, 2014

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Dr Pepper Dildo "dpd"

When you fill a condom full of dr pepper, freeze it and then insert it repeatedly into one or more friends.

Last night i froze a condom full of dr pepper and gave my friend tj a dr pepper dildo "dpd"

by Tkguardian April 16, 2015

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Saltan Pepper

A Saltan Pepper is the person who NOBODY LIKES and acts as if they like you, and agree with you, but are actually salty. And will talk smack and snitch behind your very ass. The common saltan pepper pretends to be pepper - but is actually saltan.

That little snitching saltan pepper

by Sub to Saltan Pepper May 4, 2020

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