paraletic

Typically this is a conscious stage beyond one being extremely drunk. In the strict meaning of the phrase, usually it is pre-determinded to get to the point where one (e.g. a young person downing a bottle of vodka, for example) determines that for kicks it seems very 'young' to get paraletic. For example (and having been there, who hasn't!), the term is frequently used and implemented by young adults who want to enjoy alcoholic experiences of the most extreme. Also, contradictory to the idea, it is very possible to recall having been paraletic. Memory loss can occurr but often the next day or resulting few hours of consciousness (whatever comes first), revealing behavioural flashbacks of this state are oh so much fun to recall! Especially if you did some damage...

I am mega-pissed (in nightclub), I am going home to down them beers, sit in the chair and get totally paraletic...

by Pwll ap Sion March 16, 2008

paralyzer

when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.

Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.

by Dirk Diggler May 13, 2005

testicular paralysis

The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.

I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.

by Jackball April 29, 2005

paralitic

Australian Slang for being extremely fucked up; The effects of a large sum of alcohol drugs etc.

xtine:lets get paralitic (chug chug chug)
erica: hell yeaaa (puff puff puff)

by xteen January 10, 2006

Parallogged

What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move.

"I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

parallelogram

A word that only appears int he lyrics to one song- Motörhead by hawkwind, and then again by Motörhead.

Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram
Don't move, the morning's not a pretty sight
I guess I'll see you all on the ice
I should be tired and all I am is wired
ain't felt this good for an hour
Motorhead, remember me now,
Motorhead, all night...

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

sexual paralysis

n.- when you accidentally see/hear someone engaged in sex or sexual activity and are so freaked and/or grossed out that you get away as fast as you can, but are left frozen by the absurdity of the situation and can only say 'ohmygodohmygod' when people ask you what is wrong.

"Abby and I were overcome by sexual paralysis when we walked in on Mike and his lady getting busy in the living room"

by wordsrundry December 3, 2007