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Netflix and poptarts 

Person 1 :What’s your favorite vine?
Person 2 : Netflix and poptarts! What’s your favorite?
Person 1 : Omg that’s my favorite too! :)

Butter your Poptart

After sex, you finish by cumming on her tits.
Once I finish, I’m going to “Butter your Poptart

Smashing Poptarts 

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

strawberry poptart crotch 

a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.

this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina
Demitrie: Dude, last night when i was taking off Ashley's Panties, I noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.

Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?

Cherry Poptart 

Cherry Poptart, is when a male is "getting freaky" with a female, while the male is laying down, the female is ontop going up and down as if she was a poptart poping out of a toaster, while also the male "pops the girls cherry".
"See that girl over there?I cherry poptart her lastnight."

yellow poptart 

When you pee on someone's face and drink it.
yellow poptart by Drnedandzed November 29, 2016