Digital poor

The dire fiscal situation of having next to nothing in the bank because you withdrew most of it before an auto payment went through and left you with nothing.

“All I have is cash at hand. I’m digital poor.”

by Rubiwan August 26, 2022

new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.

"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016

buttcrack-poor

So poor one has to store their money in their butt because one can't afford a wallet

"As an aspiring artist with no prior education, I was buttcrack-poor"

"My buddy was buttcrack-poor during college. Those were some rough years."

by Nymuz December 24, 2022

uni-poor

When your friends at uni never come out with you anywhere or do anything because they always complain or give excuses that they never have any money because they are students.

Is Fred coming to the strippers?
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.

by G Banger January 16, 2009

Poor Mouth

Poor Mouth is the movement of rich people pretending to be poor for fun. This includes buying from thrift shops, buying clothes made to look dirty and ripped, or making "homeless inspired" accessories. The only issue is, once they're bored they can simply go back to being rich.

The punk version of Poor Mouth is known as Corporate Punk.

Mary: I saw the CEO of our company wearing a cardboard sign around his neck? Why is he pretending to be poor?

Jack: Oh he's just doing Poor Mouth now, he thinks his cardboard sign necklace is trendy

Mary: Did he really have to stop bathing?

by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021

poor lad

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.

Lucy: “Look at that poor lad over there”
Dave: “Oh yeah, his names Roan I think.”

by Alex22_5 May 7, 2022

cum poor

a person who has not had sex or has has semen (cum) inside of them for a long time.

jerry: my girlfriend def wont be cum poor after tonight!
charlie: yo why the hell is your name jerry thats a dumb fucking name

by cupofdirtfordinner November 22, 2020