“I spent two centuries searching for the platinum drip it’s my inventory my property mine now be a good courier and deliver it!”
“No”
“No”
by Nein September 29, 2021
by darshains July 21, 2018
Thinking about relationships and being horny all the time and can't stop thinking bout girls/women?
Yeah that is it.
Yeah that is it.
by Imgonnawaveatyouandwegosmilin September 6, 2019
1. A rogue of the highest order. A perpetrator of extremely roguish behavior
2. A celebrity of questionable morals who commits a criminal act for no discernible reason
3. A well-dressed, well-mannered individual who is prone to the occasional wanton misdemeanor
2. A celebrity of questionable morals who commits a criminal act for no discernible reason
3. A well-dressed, well-mannered individual who is prone to the occasional wanton misdemeanor
Example 1: Stealing a snake, taking said snake to the changing rooms of a well known, high street lingerie shop and releasing the snake into a randomly chosen stall screaming "How's that for a trouser snake!" before running away
Example 2: A footballer stealing a packet of chewing gum, a d-list soap opera star smashing the windows of a costcutter
Example 3: A former public schoolboy smashing the wing mirrors off a people carrier after the MILF negotiating the behemoth cut him off at a t-junction
Person 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Person 2: He can't help it, he's a platinum rogue
Example 2: A footballer stealing a packet of chewing gum, a d-list soap opera star smashing the windows of a costcutter
Example 3: A former public schoolboy smashing the wing mirrors off a people carrier after the MILF negotiating the behemoth cut him off at a t-junction
Person 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Person 2: He can't help it, he's a platinum rogue
by CECHAP October 22, 2012
by lolman187 August 9, 2022
It’s the most expensive platinum that’s really a deep dark Smokey /smoke or gray/grey color. So very rare. No matter how much is everywhere. All of it been found. What’s on sell is all there is. Treasure it always and value it and shape it into something beautiful.
I want to get this girl some of this expensive dark platinum but no girl love this color damn I want to show out for her.
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ June 13, 2022
WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!
Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”
Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”
Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”
Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022