Pattern

Beat up

'If he chats shit, pattern him'

by Bon 3 May 21, 2018

pitters

A sense of impending doom or extreme apprehension. Refers to armpit perspiration that accompanies a frightening or uneasy situation. Used as an excalamation or a noun.

"Pitters dude! I'm running on empty and it's a hundred miles to the next gas station."

"I've got some irreversible pitters going about this project for work. My boss has been riding my ass all week and I haven't even started yet.

by DC_dimmy January 5, 2006

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

pinteresting

A photo or post on Pinterest worth re-pinning to your own board, because it's funny, useful, or true.

'How to make 15 mixed drinks with one chaser?' How pinteresting...I guess I'll save that to my Grubs&Drinks board!

by mhartley420 November 27, 2011

pilted

1. High on pills, Taking thizz. (ecstasy, etc)
2. Passed out from Overdose or too much Alcohol

John: Hey bro lets go get pilted!
Chad: Yeah I'm down for getting pilty.

by D.G.A.F. May 3, 2008

carly patterson

Young gymnast whose legendary calmness yet explosive skills won her the all-around gold medal at the 2004 Olympic games in Athens.
Carly traineds at WOGA (World of Olympic Gymnastics Academy) in Plano Texas.

Carly Patterson? Damn, that girl has abs!

by bleedingstar June 17, 2006

teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007