Pity Jerk

When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.
Example 1

Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??

Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk

Example 2

Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?

Matt: It was a pity jerk man.
by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019
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Pity titties

Even though she hated him, she showed Chris her pity titties.
by -dirtysox- January 11, 2009
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pitiful fuck

1. Any person that tries to get sex by making others feel sorry for them.

2. Any person who accepts a pity fuck.
Sai asked me for a pity fuck, he's such a pitiful fuck.
by pussycontrol November 18, 2009
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Pity hug

When you're a 5'3 midget or a fan of AlphaDestiny/Jason Blaha and Naturally enhanced you will receive many pity hugs.
I was at a bar once and these dude was wasted off 2.5 beers and he was telling all these guys and chicks that he got jacked from listening to Jason Blaha and AlphaDestiny. The guys laughed at him and told him to go away and one girl that he kept trying to hit on tried to get him to leave by giving a pity hug.
by Philthesliverback February 09, 2019
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Pity Hoe

A girl who sleeps around and seeks attention without stop. i.e. A girl that uses guys who pity her to garner attention and sex.
This one chick Hannah is such a pity hoe. She only puts out for the attention.
by 69XxHorsecockxX96 April 25, 2017
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Pity Private

When you take an ugly/fat/nasty webcam girl to private because you feel bad for her.
The cam girl was so nasty I gave her a Pity Private.
by T.Edwards January 24, 2007
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pity post

the act of posting to a social networking cite a depressing post in order get pity from the opposite sex
dude you see Roberts ridiculous pity post he posted on facebook the other day??
by kc crozz December 16, 2011
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