pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."

by Old Polecat January 15, 2009

piss enema

Performing anal sex then urinating in their rectum.

That piss enema soothed my ass and made it feel nice and warm after you butt fucked me.

by LilSwine October 15, 2008

Piss Disc

A prank, prevalent in college dorm rooms, in which the prankster urinates into a disc (such as a plate or frisbee) and freezes it in his/her refrigerator. After the urine is frozen, the perpetrator carefully removes the frozen disc from the container and slides it underneath a victims door. The piss subsequently melts and leaves a gargantuan mess.

"Dude, I heard Joey egged your car last night!"
"It's okay, I'm going to hit him with a piss disc later."

by Ginger_Asshole February 02, 2014

Cartier Piss

That oil in the dab cartridge. The gas ur smoking is, “Cartier Piss”

I just smoked Cartier Piss.

by TonyTony1 July 04, 2021

Puppet piss

A puppet piss is when instead of holding your penis to piss, you pinch the skin on the top leaving your dick hanging like a puppet while you aim.

Just for fun, I did a puppet piss at the gas station.

by downwithopp May 31, 2012

Rocking a Piss

To urinate with extreme passion and dedication.

"Hey man sorry I'm late, I was rocking a piss."

by nickyslicky69 December 06, 2019

brits on the piss

to get extremely drunk and cause havock where ever you are just like english people on holidays

brits on the piss is when england play football matches

by theultimatecabbager March 03, 2009