2013! Loves the number 10♥ Loves to play volleyball, and any sport except basketball. Likes to travel, loves animals, and loves friends and family!
Lauren Peyton
by yupyup2013 November 18, 2010
The cutest couple on earth and are perfect together. They both love to laugh and share secrets. They love each other dearly but peyton thinks she is better than every one else and thinks every one has a crush on her.
So sad Blake and Peyton didn't work out.
by candycat1836 December 07, 2012
When you put your naked testicle's and rectum in a girls face and flop your penis on her forehead without her permission.
by Z-N-A February 15, 2016
by Jeffy jeffy February 12, 2017
by Ricky Peyton February 05, 2005
Being the very best there is to be
by Ricky Peyton February 05, 2005
A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 03, 2020