Penile yeast

penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.

Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast?
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 4, 2019

peddlers

Someone who sells crack or small things.

Oh, there's some peddlers over there! Let's go buy some of the good stuff from them!

by pseudoexperiment-101 October 16, 2020

penilepo

a large bulbous penis that is ready to pop

woah get away from me your gonna blow your penilepo!!

by SilverC October 18, 2020

Pencleton

Somebody who borrows your school supplies and doesn’t give it back. A pencleton cannot be trusted to lend your belongings to.

That pencleton Larry borrowed my pencil and never returned it!

by epic.jackson January 25, 2021

Penaleans

The crotchitle area of a mans body.

Can we leave? I’m having pain in my Penaleans.

by MaPenaleans December 31, 2021

Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

Penile Dramas

Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.

Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.

James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."

Will: "Penile dramas."

James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."

by Pears On Special March 31, 2022