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Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
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I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}
penis by anonymous March 26, 2004
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the penis is often refered to as a member, stick , twig, shaft, mule,johnson, snake, ect. it is also often given pet names usually by its owner or the female/male using it. some pet name include SGT, the hulk, little jimmie, the general, and bob just to name a few. the list goes on and on.
i named my shaft the general but my gilfriend likes to call it her pleasure stick.
Penis by kyle coleman August 24, 2004
an anagram for "spine"
"Hey, I never realized that "penis" was really just an anagram for "spine"
penis by anagram_finder February 4, 2014
A long soft hanging thing that woman go crazy for
bro life is like a penis, it's long and soft, till woman come along and make it hard
Penis by Littlepervert November 12, 2014
A wild creature hated by all feminists. Might be found under pants or inside your girlfriends vagi.
Oh no, my penis got lost again. -Wait i think i see it inside your momma.
Penis by WizZard69 May 3, 2018
tell me why the fuck you searched this in the firs place
penis by Coollinks November 2, 2020
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