pee pee big

What a fucktard says when they have the longest schlong. It is a way to assert thy dominance.

"pee pee big"

by EFurryFagBag February 12, 2019

pee pee brain

a poopy head that is very gay

you're daughter is a pee pee brain

by Warren gay May 24, 2019

Pee Pee Roost

When a Person is going to the bathroom and you throw a Roost with a motorcycle or quad and hit them in the Pee Pee

Jake was taking a piss when he was hit with a Pee Pee Roost by Tim

by Timicha June 24, 2009

my pee-pee is hard

What a small child says to their parent when they get an erection

These are called "Baby Boners"

Kid- "Mommy my pee-pee is hard"

Mom- "Oh dear god"

by Psycho_The_Rapist August 18, 2016

your pee pee small

Your pee pee small is one of the worst roast you can use against someone. Your pee pee small could kill someone. Your pee pee small is also the only come back that you can use to survive the roast your mom gay lol.

Someone: your mom gay lol
Me: your pee pee small
Someone: damn it
Me: IM ALIVE!!!

by Boned_your_mom _XD February 19, 2018

my pee pee hurts

When you cannot touch yourself because it’s against the lord

Mom! my pee pee hurts! Mom- we’ll god knows you were touching yourself and that is a sin 😡

by ur boi god February 24, 2018

ur pee pee gay

The perfect mix between the two most devastating insults your pee pee small and ur mom gay

Max: ur mom gay lol
Anton: well your pee pee small
Jacquelin: well, both of ur pee pee gay
Max and Anton immediately die

by obesity_boi August 22, 2019