Mama Payne

Martin's (Martin Lawrence's TV series, Martin) shrill, extremely frenetic, and easily excited mother (Edna Payne), who was overprotective of Martin and disliked Gina immensely. Ironically, Lawrence's mustache was never covered with stage make-up while in this role, which Gina usually pointed out when Martin and her talked about his mother.

When Mama Payne's bird died, Mama Payne lost it.

At Gina and Martin's wedding (on Youtube), Mama Payne makes an appearance and goes nuts when she thinks "Applehead" (a.k.a. Gina) has stolen her boy, Martin.

"Mama's feet stay planted. Never know when I got to go two to the body and over to the hip," shrieked Mama Payne.

Like Martin, Mama Payne's catchphrase is "DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!"

Mama Payne is a character Martin Lawrence should bring back and make a show about

by Moapsy August 5, 2008

balance of payement (B.O.P)

i think it's when a country's exports is more than its imports and here we say it's a favorable B.O.P, otherwise it's an unfavorable B.O.P

by sylvia October 27, 2003

payment

This is one of the laws of social physics. When a man observes a couple and wants to have sex with the female, all the man has to do is simply fight the other male. If he wins, the female immediately forgets about her lover and is forced by nature to have sexual intercourse with this new man. The man will now receive his 'payment' for pulling off such a random and brave stunt. This was discovered when an unknown man witnessed Chuck Norris execute this act and tried to reenact it. Much to his surprise, it worked. This was one of the first laws of social physics ever to be discovered. This also works for women, however, the fight must take place in a kiddie pool filled with either mud or some other slippery substance.

Jim: Hey. I just beat the shit out of your boyfriend.

Sarah: Who? Nevermind. I don't care. Lets have sex!

Jim: Yes! Payment!

by Payment December 14, 2010

payce

Just a different way of saying peace. It's just said louder, and is pronounced "PACE"

and Aduras is a penis tip

tyrone: i gotta go, PAYCE!(peace)
william:i gotta go, PAYCE!(peace)
ching: i gotta go, PAYCE!(peace)

by ImRight September 30, 2007

payette

see also Gayette. A guy who if in the major leages would be a "switch hitter" or boner licker if you will. His position would be a catcher.(semen duh)

I walked into the rainbow cactus and there was a bunch of payettes running around.

by colon July 30, 2003

Pajeet

Pajeet is a racial slur used against Hindus. It was consider that word in racial against a Indian but we have seen Muslims calling Pajeet to Hindus. Its basically like N word for Hindus.

Pajeet is a anti-hindu word

by Pro.Netron💥 June 8, 2023

Payette

A small, dirty little town in Idaho. School colors are black and white and their mascot is the pirate. Kids in surrounding areas know this school for it's druggy reputation. They also generally dont accel at sports and are ranked at the bottom of the list for education in the state. If you want to move into the area, go to either New Plymouth or, yes, even Fruitland instead.

Payette guy: Hey! dude wanna go smoke some dope?

New Plymouth Guy: no, I don't do that man. I'm gonna go play BBall

Payette guy: dang. COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!

by npguy November 21, 2011