Positive Toxicity

Being so toxic to the point where you seem nice to others.

Person 1: Hey great job!

Person 2: Aww, thanks!
Person 3: Dont believe him, he’s actually very upset.
Person 2: What? But he seems so nice!
Person 3: No, he's using Positive Toxicity.

by GordonsLover January 23, 2022

false pausitive

Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.

My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!

by QuacksO November 18, 2017

positive jewels

Meaning Compliments or anything positive

person 1" I'm likin' ya Outfit."

person 2'Yea ya outfit is Hott.'

person 3 Good look on da Positive Jewels.

by Philly Boy June 27, 2005

positive lunch

when 4 guys go to lunch and have a lemon party

Justin, Dave, Lincoln and athanasi had a positive lunch by having a lemon party.

by JohnBrownfffff January 14, 2014

positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016

positive area

A very great place to do sexual activities.

Hey let's go to our positive area.

by Paul_Rich-13 March 2, 2017

Positives

A person who has an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)

Her ass has herpes, I bet she on Meet Positives tryn to get more herpes.

by Myshitiches July 25, 2017