Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.

Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.

by Malakas March 2, 2018

pasty grazer

An item of clothing so short, that the hem grazes the vagina.

That dress is a bit of a pasty grazer

by RagmanKenwyn September 27, 2017

Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their muck for others to eat in a pasty

Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made me so erect he finds any warm pocket necessary to stick it in and splatter

by Someone1254 April 28, 2025

Look at the pasties

When you are trying to hide laughter from someone.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.

Tom and Jen played a prank on Dad by putting a joke ticket on his car, but had to hide their laughter as he approached by looking at the pasties.

Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.

by Tomjen August 17, 2009

Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.

Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

Pasty

When a situation is so disgusting and weird it is then a pasty situation

That guy there is so pasty look at what he is doing or what did you just say, that’s so pasty

by Deeco April 28, 2025