Kicking a pasty down the High St.

Bit of a slack hole.

"Im not saying it was slack, but it was like kicking a pasty down the High St."

by duo3nan October 4, 2008

Pasty

When a situation is so disgusting and weird it is then a pasty situation

That guy there is so pasty look at what he is doing or what did you just say, that’s so pasty

by Deeco April 28, 2025

Pasty

White as paper; has never tanned

Why are you so pasty?

by Gingerbread10 May 9, 2025

Pasty Tapping

To masturbate the female genitals.

There'll be lots of pasty tapping, when I go to my girlfriends tonight.

by paulie49 February 25, 2021

Video Pastie

The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.

(While watching TV)

other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.

other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.

by Gee Steve April 25, 2019

Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their much for others to eat in a pasty

Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made him so erect he finds any warm pocket to stick it in and splatter

by Someone1254 April 28, 2025

Pasty’s

Something used to “ tape them suckers down.”

Honey you need some pasty’s.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018