Hailee Parker

The annoying fat furry🐈 ⬛ in most of your classes. She smells like cat pee and has mice🐁 in her pocket. Her friends names are usually Lily Gushard.

I don’t want that Hailee Parker near me.

by stopyoureannoying March 11, 2022

Parker

Absolutely awesome friends, always supportive, clumsy, funny, athletic, and always a guy that will have your back

Parker is awesome.

by pseudonym#@$%1\ February 6, 2017

Parker

An amazing person in general. Makes a great boyfriend/girlfriend and always puts others before themselves. They always have a dad joke at the ready and loves sending pick up lines to their crush/ lover. While they can get very angry very fast, it’s not their fault. Parker has had a very traumatic past and has a messed up family life. Also most likely trans and has a great sense of style.

Did you see Parker today with their girlfriend? They both looked so good!

by Cows.arent.sheep October 4, 2018

Erika Parker

Erika Parker is a stupid fat troll. Do not mess with her, she is a fugly carrot and if you talk to her the only words that will come out of her mouth and mean mean words. she might even call you a horse! No boys like her because she is stupid, ugly, fat and has nooo curves. She happens to have the unfortunate body type of a seal! THAT'S GROSS! when ever she likes a boy they don't like her back (I mean who would she's stupid). but boys beware! Rumor has it the last boy she liked crushed her heart, so she ate him! and over all who the hell would name their child Erika Parker? to have this name is to be super unlucky and if you have this name I would seriously consider getting run over by a school bus like Regina George. but make sure its a yellow school bus or else I will sister snatch your bra and put it in the freezer!

Btw Erika don't feel bad this is just how I feel about you!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
REBECCA OUT!!

for ya'll that didn't know Erika is a real person... but she looks like a horse!

for ya'll that didn't know Erika Parker is a real person... but she looks like a horse!

by rebecca dicky April 1, 2019

trey parker

Pretty much the coolest/smartess person in the world. The only person who could even come close is to his awesomeness is Matt Stone.

Trey Parker is pretty much cooler than you

by BrennaShae January 2, 2006

the rosa parker

when you tell a woman to do something and she wont do it i.e. sitting in the back, you smack her around until she obeys

Taylor: "my girl never does anything"
Alex: "Well then just give her the rosa parker"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!

by Raine tones August 17, 2011